Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first?
Jack: Bad News first.
Mother: I'm dying!
Jack: Mother, I said bad news first.
Mother: *cries*
Jack was never seen again.
Bad News First
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! So, the mom tells Jack she's got good and bad news. Jack, in his infinite wisdom, asks for the bad news first. Mom drops the bomb—she's dying! Jack, being the sharpest tool in the shed, whines that she already told him the bad news. Get it? He's so dumb that he doesn't realize his mom dying IS the bad news! And he doesn't realize that he is now an orphan! Bet you didn't catch that, you dummy!
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