An old lady walks into an adoption centre and the lady that runs the business says “Oh, haven’t seen you in a long time!”
What happens to Mary Poppins when the wind dies down?
*Mary Poppins seen falling in background*
Me:Have you seen a mr.weewoo Most people:no Me: he drives the ambulance down stairs
bro this guys hairline I saw the other day was no were to be seen
My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
