My dad is like Hurricane Katrina. I haven’t seen either sense 2005
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to the man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
That one awkward moment you have to go ask your Chinese neighbor if they've seen your dog.
I wish my dad was home I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008
By the way, this joke is easily found on Google, this was not created by me, I just have not seen it in these fat jokes so I thought I'd say it.
Doctor: I diagnoss you with obesitiy. Patient: It runs in the family. Doctor: Nothing can run in your family.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt she says "Oh what chest!" " That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." Then he takes off his pants she says "Oh what legs!'' He says "That 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running he catches her and says "Why were you running?" She said I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti, you should have seen her face when I drove pasta
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
