Seen Jokes

I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa

What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!

Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.

i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I don't see why people say that emo kid doesn't like to hangout I seen them hanging all day.

my dad died in the attacks he was the best pilot pakistan has ever seen allahwakbar

NASA stands for nobody already seen astronauts

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

Have you seen Dolly Parton’s new shoes? Neither has she!

Have you seen the inside of Ford's theatre it will blow your mind~abraham Lincoln

So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.

What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists? 5% of atheists have seen a ghost 5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy