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Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.

What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....

I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.

Ever seen twins? If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?

says Alex stokes Kat Ive Seen you eat Many food

I saw a news ad on tv about a dad coming home after getting milk i said "ive never seen that one before"

What does Myspace And My Dad has in common? I havent seen them in a while

is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today

How did people bully Helen Keller? They said "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"

I've never seen my dad since September 11, I wonder where he is....

Women be like porn is how we get money then gets angry when boys treat women like shit because they seen it on porn

My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.

So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.

I'm having lunch on the roof of twin towers and the biggest plane I've ever seen is flying towa

Mother: Jack, I have good news and some bad news, which would you like to hear first? Jack: Bad News first Mother: I'm dying! Jack: Mother, I said bad news first. Mother: *cries* Jack was never seen again.

What did the dentist say to the butt? - That's the largest cavity I've ever seen!

i told my friend to watch naruto, it's been a week since i've seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

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Some people say I'm rude but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I seen this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were I just love looking at an orphanage