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Vampire

    • See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

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    • Ak47

    • Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

    Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

    Forehead

    • Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

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    Masturbation

    • I once masturbated in the bathroom.

    I was looking for something, for a little help.

    Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

    I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

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    • Number

    • I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

    Cyclist

    • Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

    The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

    Snail

    • A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

    He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

    He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

    Three years later there's a knock at the door.

    He opens it and sees the same snail.

    The snail says, "What was that all about?"

    Protest

    • Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

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