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Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

Why can't we see a camel?

Because it's camelflauged!

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!

The more they smile, the less they see.

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.