A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
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What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Sauron said, "Eye see all."
Can you see me?
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
Once, there was a woman who had a husband and a dog. The husband dies.
The dog would always sleep under the bed, and when the woman would go to sleep, she'd put her hand down, and the dog would lick it to say she/he was alright. One night, it was thunderstorming. She put her hand down and the dog licked normally. She heard the dog whimper, so she put her hand down like normal, as the dog always does, he/she licks her hand.
Then she heard dripping coming from the bathroom, so she went to go stop the leaking that might be coming from the tap, but the tap wasn't on, nor was it dripping. She turns on the light and looks up at the roof to see if the roof was leaking but turns out her dog was hung by its head above the bathtub.
On the mirror it said, "Humans can lick too," in the dog's blood.
This is a true story, don't be afraid to look it up!
