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Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

Three years later there's a knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, "What was that all about?"

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.

Why is the blind man so close to the door?

He can't see it.

What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't see home.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...

What did the fish say to the beach?

"Long tide, no see!"

Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Bro, I was told that "LMAO" meant launching missiles at orphanages. Well, I LMAOed. I don't think they are ever gonna see their parents again.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...