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The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

Why do orphans go on holiday?

To see what family is like.

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"