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I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.

If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.

What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?

"Long time no see!"

I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

I see what you did there.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.

Where's is the candy, sir???

Over there.

(kid steps in van)

I don't see any candy.