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What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
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Hollow Knight Meme
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.