See jokes
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.