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What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.

Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"

The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't see home.

Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA

I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...

I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.

Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?

A: Home to see their mama!

Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

I had something about tripping over ice.

Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...

As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.

Jessie?

I see what you did there.

What do you do when you see a wiener dog?

I like you wiener.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!

I wanna see this pic of me in a bra! Where do I find it?

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.

Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.