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Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
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Q: If there were two moo cows walking down the street, where would they be going?
A: Home to see their mama!
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)
I see what you did there.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.