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Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.
What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?
"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.