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Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?

The Turdburglar.

You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.

I have a heart, alright. I just happen to see a mere hollow shell of one coming from you.

What does a Right-Winger say when he sees a rainbow above the sky?

"A colorful sky? That's too woke for me. Jesus and our ancestors would have never stood for this!"

What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

I miss seeing my friends and teachers.

It's ice to see you.

Sauron said, "Eye see all."

Can you see me?

As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.