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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
Two cyclists stop on a bridge. One cyclist says to the other, "Can you see that forest over there?"
The other says, "No, the trees are in the way."
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Where's is the candy, sir???
Over there.
(kid steps in van)
I don't see any candy.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
When was the last time you could see your whole body in the mirror?
Your hairline is so deep people can see what you're thinking.
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the Rock to see your ego because your forehead is so big.
If you're seeing this, this is your sign to go fuck yourself.
What does the dumb kid say to the blind kid?
"Long time no see!"
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.