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Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling. I mean, if they reach high enough, they can clean it...
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.
Leaving for Disneyland! See you guys on Tuesday!
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Listen, if my mom sees me on Roblox at 3 a.m., she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw.
What would you do if you see a guy suffocating from the heat? I would call and dial 911, holy shit!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
I hope you see this plugin, but if you're listening to this, I really want to give you a little more...
I see what you did there.
I had something about tripping over ice.
Well, it slipped my mind, so I'll just test some diamonds to see if they're ice.
I wanted to put this up so I could say goodbye to everyone that I chatted with, like Gwen or MEG... So, yea, see you next year after Friday.
Hi Freshfry, hi Alex, I did not see your messages yesterday because I was at my brother's soccer game, and then people came to our house till 11:00. Lol, sorry :)