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As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
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Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
He’s so short no one can see you very close by.
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
My ex broke up with me the day before his birthday. Yeah, he never got to see anything on his birthday. Next thing you know, I'm now in prison.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?