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Is it just me, or can I see the Roman Empire from how far back your hairline goes?

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"

Looks like they didn't tell their parents.

your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

"Hola, soy Dora. Do you see the cliff? Say, "backpack." Tell her that we need Amanda. While I push her off the cliff, you will not peek. Did you just peek? Close your eyes, you silly goose." The end.

See, this is the best thing about no such thing as vampires because I'd be the first person to say drinks are on me.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.

You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.

I once masturbated in the bathroom.

I was looking for something, for a little help.

Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.

I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!

When you see your mom.

Me: bruh

Her: Are you serious right now bro?

Me: Yeah no shit.

Her: *slaps me*

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔