What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
When you push your grandma out of her wheelchair and steal it. “They see me rollin’, they hating”
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. -- I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? -- Because they are really good at it.
What do you call a blind German A not see
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
The orphanage was open in apps but I didn’t see the home button.
Why is the German blind? Because he's a "not see".
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I'M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS.
A Blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The Blonde Cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
'What does it look like?' she finally asked. The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has you picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said.
The Blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
