What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
There is thin line between death and life !! You won't live to see it .....
The Cardiogram will !!
John Cena once insulted Chuck Norris. That's why we can't see him anymore.
You realize your in a parodox,until you die,you’ll see yourself die,Murder,Suicide,Old Age,Etc Then your realize your dreaming,but you realize that you die in a dream you die irl
The thing I don't like about shopping centers...
When you see one, you've seen a mall.
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
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So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes “APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
What 7 letters do you say when you open he fridge and see it’s empty
o i c u r m t
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
