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Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why do you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
Because once you're a fruit, you can't be a vegetable.
Why do ducks have feathers?
So you don't see their butt. *quack* (crack)
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!
You can't see me, but when I smile, you can.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
People should build orphanages next to graveyards so at least orphans can see their parents.
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
Why don't you see black people with Down syndrome?
Because God doesn't punish someone twice.
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
How do you know a woman is blind?
Because she can’t see the kitchen or the laundry.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.