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I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why did the orphan go to the playground?
To see if it could find its parents.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
I don’t see what the problem is.
The Supreme Court came up with a solution to the tampon shortage, yet all the liberals are pissed!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
A man robs a bank and asks a woman, "Did you see that?"
She says, "Yes." So the man shoots her.
He leaves the bank and sees a couple. He asks, "Did you see that?" The husband said, "No, but my wife did!"
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
Okay, I'm going to be sharing a story that I never shared before... Look in the chat to see the whole story.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
I go to get my mail.
Stranger: "Something fell out of your pocket! April fools!"
Me: "You're adopted, April fools!"
Then I see an orphan behind me and gets all excited.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.