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You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"