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I know a baby carrot when I see one.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!