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Money

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

Dwarf

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Rhyme

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Woman

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Memes

Emo

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

Guy

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

Street

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Microphone

Hello worstjokesever.com, I am not typing but instead using a microphone to speech, ding me a period.

I don’t see what’s coming up, but I don’t know why I am sending, so it will be random or funny or just stupid, LOL. So like and subscribe and...

Orphan

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Privacy

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Bathroom

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

Mirror

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Job

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?