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You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
What do you call a dick that's too small to see?
Tick-tack dick.
My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!