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Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

I know a baby carrot when I see one.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

My balls when I see Tazzaro: boioioioioioing.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.

Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?

Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.

Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.

Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?