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When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?

Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.

When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.

Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.

My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.

I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.

Me: Spell "I cup."

My Friend: I see you pee.

Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!

My Friend: Oh hehe O-O

Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?

Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.

What do you call a dick that's too small to see?

Tick-tack dick.

I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.

It’s a job I can see myself doing.

One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.

"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.

She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"

I can see your cameltoe, you nasty thot!

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.

Mrs. Potato said: "I see you eye-balling that French girl!"

I know a baby carrot when I see one.