Why could the blind man not see
Answer because he is blind
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
my balls when i see tazzaro: boioioioioioingWhy don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
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Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
W2S, you stinky, stanky fad. Seeing your disstracks really makes me wanna fap.
Jayfeather walks across the street, sees glass smash, runs down the street, and there lies a body... What?
Me: Spell "I cup."
My Friend: I see you pee.
Me: BOII YOU BETTER GIVE MEH SOME PRIVACY IN MY BATH ROOM!!!!
My Friend: Oh hehe O-O
Kid: Dad, what's a dark joke?
Dad: Well, you see that guy over there? Tell him to wave.
Kid: But Dad, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly, also the dude had no arm.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
My money don't jiggle jiggle, it folds.
I want to see you wiggle wiggle, for sure.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
