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What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
Jeff: *crosses the US border* The second he crosses into the USA: guy comes up with gun Jeff: that’s what I was expecting.
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You have five seconds to kill me 1.. 2... 3... 4- thank you i can rest now- WAIT HOW AM I TALKING??????????????????????
Doctor: I have bad news. Man: What? Doctor: There are two things wrong with you. First, you have cancer. Man: Oh, no... Doctor: Second, you have Alzheimer's. Man: Well, at least I don't have cancer!
Who're the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds
how to goldfish know when to eat? they don't they have a memory span of 3 seconds
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
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We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
When hitler killed himself he shot himself twice, the first one was operation Barbarossa and the second one was his death
Why did the first fence hated the other fence? The second fence used some of-fensive language.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said go big or go home but he could not do the second
Two lepers meet on the street First says “how you doing?” Second says “mustn’t crumble”
Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?
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