"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you noticed you said nothing at all?
To become a licensed, airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds
Chuck Norris can make minute made lemonade in 5 seconds.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
I ate a time-machine once, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize when I did it hit me like a plane
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
you have a six minute timer to live but when you breath it resets
Q: who are the fastest readers? A: twin tower victims they got 80 stories in ten seconds
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
When you tell your Roblox girlfriend you’re breaking up with her and then 10 seconds later you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
What's the difference between necrofilia and choking fetish? 15 seconds
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
who read the most words,
911 passengers, they read 12 stories in 9.10 seconds
