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Pronoun

66 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Allow me to assume please.

A drawing shows two people facing each other. The first person, on the left, asks "how are you?". The second person answers: "my pronouns are...", and the person on the right replies: "You have exactly 10 seconds to get the fuck out of my house."

Kid

18 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 2 years ago

hehe

A person is shown with arms raised and a face contorted as if they are screaming, accompanied by the text "Me: I'm starting an important video conference so please keep it down. My kid: ok! My kid behind me 10 seconds later: [velociraptor screeches]"

Class

18 views · GG Miller · 2 years ago

A person with a black floral shirt is holding a stick with a round object in the air on a stage with large fire flames in the background. Text at the top says, "Teacher leaves the class for 0.003 seconds." The website boredpanda.com is in the lower right corner.

Picture

26 views · ꀘꍏꌩ꒒ꍏ🧚✨ツ · 3 years ago

My first christmas picture second one ima draw tommorw at school or tonight depends

A drawing shows a snowman wearing a black hat and a tree with red fruit. The word 'MERRY' is written above in yellow letters.

Africa

60 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

tim

A meme with a sunset background, silhouettes of giraffes and a bare tree. Text at the top says "Did you know?" and text at the bottom says "Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes."

Illusion

87 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Took me about 15 seconds of staring in confusion to figure out how the illusion worked

A kitten sits in a green bowl. The bowl's shadow is visible on the ground, and it appears that the bowl is floating, creating an optical illusion. The image is on a website called Memedroid with menu items on the left and popular taggs on the right.

Girl

12 views · Swf · 1 year ago

The image shows a close-up of Shrek's face with a knowing and slightly menacing expression. Above the image are the words "A random girl: (Talks to me for 5 seconds) The stare my friends give me:".

Hero

55 views · tabs1528 · 1 year ago

A multi-panel comic shows a group of men discussing an Overwatch hero, followed by a panel of the hamster character, and a final panel of the men looking shocked. The text in the first panel says: "Ok, we need to make an Overwatch hero people won't use as porn material." The text in the second panel says "Perfect!". The last panel contains the text "10 Seconds Later".

Ball

32 views · Blach66.1 · 2 years ago

The image is a visual puzzle. It shows two nearly identical images of a bridge over a river. The left image is not marked, the right image has a red circle marking an area. The text says "Everyone can spot the bridge - but you have 20/20 vision if you can see hidden face in under 6 seconds." above the two images. Above the two images, the text says: "I mean, I seen the balls first does that count?"

Spooky meme

10 views · Winnie · 2 years ago

This Jake

A skeleton with two rifles stands in front of a laptop screen. The text on top reads: "Me when i don't see any spooky memes 3 seconds into October 1".

YouTube Video

345 views · Gummy gummy gummy bear · 2 months ago

💀

A meme showing a text dialog where a mother says 'you can watch one more YouTube video before bed.' Underneath is a screenshot of a YouTube video featuring Woody from Toy Story. The title of the video is an absurdly long, nested list of conditions involving Ice Age, Toy Story, YouTube, The Simpsons, Bee Movie, and SpongeBob. The progress bar shows a timestamp composed of an impossible, extremely long string of numbers.

Radio

21 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.

Lack

12 views · chunkemunke 2.0 · 1 year ago

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

Restraint

41 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A screenshot of a dark mode text post displays an explicit fanfiction excerpt. A picture of Walter White from Breaking Bad, wearing his Heisenberg hat and glasses, with a beard, is superimposed over the text. Red circles highlight Walter White's face, the words 'Say my name,' and 'name.' The text describes a highly suggestive scene where a character is 'trembling from restraint' and eventually pleads, 'Please. I need you. Say my name.' The final sentence reads: 'He's falling apart. He's breaking. You're making him burn, and he loves every second of it.'

Player

33 views · Heroin Monkey · 6 months ago

A meme featuring an annoyed-looking, anthropomorphic caterpillar with large blue eyes and a cigarette hanging from its mouth, exhaling smoke. It is perched on a branch. Above the caterpillar, white text on a black background reads: "How Mario Kart Players look at you when you press the Gas button to drive instead of using the Japanese shiddle flick glitch that gives you a 0.2 second headstart."

Shot

72 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image is a meme comparing the reactions of three U.S. presidents, Ronald Reagan, John F. Kennedy, and Theodore Roosevelt, to being shot. For Ronald Reagan, the text says he "gets shot once," "cries about it," and "immediately enacts gun control like a scared baby." For John F. Kennedy, it says he "gets shot twice," "eats the first shot for breakfast," and the "second shot blows his brains all over his wife on live TV like a boss." For Theodore Roosevelt, it says he "gets shot once while giving a speech in front of a huge audience," "laughs it off," and "continues to give his speech for the next hour while roasting the would-be assassin."

Kiss

15 views · Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A four-panel comic shows a man cuddling a dog, speaking 'yuss, gimme kissus.' In the second panel, a second man says 'Gross! He was licking his balls 30 seconds ago!' The third panel shows the first man with a surprised face and the dog looking normal. In the fourth panel, the first man looks disgusted and apologetic, saying '...I'm sorry.'

Tea

13 views · ♢ Shy Dragon ♢ · 1 year ago

☕️

A Google search bar shows the query "Should I kill someone, or have a cup of tea?" The "Did you mean" suggestion is "Should I kill someone, and have a cup of tea?" Below this is the text "Ah, yes, my mistake. Thank you." and an image of a person sipping tea next to a British flag.

2020

14 views · Chri5 · 3 years ago

But wait.

The image shows a man with a beard and blue shirt pointing at the viewer. Text overlayed reads: "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE.". Above the man the text reads "2020 every second"

Room

11 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

Real tho

A blurry image of a raccoon on a road at night with the text: "Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second."

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