What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Science Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
