Science jokes
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
I like balls.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.