Science jokes
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
I like balls.
Memes
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.