Science jokes
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
Memes
I like balls.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
What's Stephen Hawking’s favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
My phone was at 10%, and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.