Science jokes
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Midixadrupin, Midixarizin or Dixafix.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Stephen Hawking died.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."