Science jokes
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What does NASA stand for?
Not Another Strong Astronaut.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
If Dusty's dad from Home Alone 2 was in NASA, how come he is not famous?
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Stephen Hawking died.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!