NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Science Jokes
Stephen Hawking died.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself π
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
How does a mathematician get tan?
sin/cos.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
I like balls.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.
Person 2: OMg!
What's Stephen Hawkingβs favorite shampoo?
Head & Shoulders.
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
π: You're so hot!
π: How are you single?
βοΈ: I burn anyone who gets too close!
