Science jokes
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."