Science jokes

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?

"What does this button do...?"

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

U die from robot bite.

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

What's NASA's grossest mission?

Probing Uranus.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me!

Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.

He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)

Think like a proton--stay positive!

What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)

What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?

The Gulf of Mexico lol!

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?

Hot Wheels.

Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.

She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.

Think like a proton and stay positive!

I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Windows didn’t update in time.

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