Science jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
U die from robot bite.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.