Science jokes
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Memes
is water wet? or does water make stuff wet
U die from robot bite.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)