Science jokes
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Memes
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
U die from robot bite.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.