Science jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
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I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)