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Science Jokes
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Think like a proton--stay positive!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Think like a proton and stay positive!
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Hi 👋! I love 💕 you! Ooooooo!
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
