Science jokes
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
NASA stands for... National Adult S3x Association.
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Memes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
What were the astronauts' last words before the shuttle blew up?
"What does this button do...?"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
U die from robot bite.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.