Science jokes
What do you call a body without a nose?
Nobody knows.
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Your mom is as fat as NASA's company.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Why is the sun red today?
The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
He's dead.
Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything.