Science jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Memes
Heres my "dick" pic
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."