Science jokes
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?
Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.