Science jokes
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
He's fat!
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.