Science jokes
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Actually, Iron Man is female.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington?
John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die. His charger broke.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
He's in a wheelchair.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.