What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Science Jokes
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
