Science jokes
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Memes
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
If O2 is H2O, what is F?
It is H2O too; F is water as well.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.