Science jokes
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
You can’t land on Uranus XD
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
What happens if you put your hand in glue? Your hand will stay there forever! I'm joking, hahaha!
What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
What is the gassiest planet? Uranus.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
Uranus is cold.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.