What do you call a bottle of water flying over Africa?
A UFO.
Stephen Hawking is intelligent.
He is not as green as he is cabbage.
What is, tyyyyyy a tree is it is the difference between a?
Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
You know how Stephen is smart, which class did he skip?
Leg day.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Did you hear about the volcano that was accepted into Cambridge?
It was a decision on the number of degrees it holds, which is a lot, because volcanoes have lava if they're active. And ours was.
Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Uranus is cold.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
