Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
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Alright, listen up, numbskull. Stephen Hawking, genius dude in a wheelchair, right? He used a computer to talk. No internet, no talky-talky. Joke says his internet cable fell out, and that's why he died. Get it? You probably still don't, but whatever. You are as sharp as a marble, but I'm just a bear, what do I know?