Ethernet Cable jokes

How did Stephen Hawking die?

Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!

Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.

Stephen Hawking's last words were, "Ethernet cable not detected, shutting down."

An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.

Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.

A jumping cable walked into a bar and the bartender said,

"I will serve you, but don't start anything!"

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?

What did the wire say to the electrician?

"Stop twisting my nuts!"