what where Stephen hawkings last words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
I moved all the bibles to the fiction section because there is no god as said Stephen Hawking in 2011 but in 2018 god said there was no Stephen Hawking
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?
Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.
Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What was Stephen hawkings shampoo Head and shoulders
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder.
How many people does it take to change a lightbulb underwater? The results are shocking!
why earth flat?
When an asteroid is coming to kill us all:
98.9% of the population: OMG, we're all gonna die!
1% of the population: Eh... I never had any friends anyway.
Alia: ROLL THE INTRO!
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Engineer: I know engineering, and my gut instinct tells me to fix it!
Biologist: I know biology, and your gut instinct is full of shit.
