Science

Science Jokes

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

What did Omnicron say to Delta?

"Same race, bud, different evolution."

"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed?

Isaac Newton died a virgin.