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Science jokes

There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”

The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”

The third blonde says “so we go at night.”

Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.

Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."

Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."

To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"

I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?

What in the Robot!?

What do / and \ have in common?

They have different results.