Science jokes
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Many were curious about how methane ended up on Mars.
I'm pretty sure it was because of Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."