I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
Science Jokes
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
Why are astronauts forgetful?
They're always spacing out.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
What is one question on a tech test you should always ask before getting down?
What in the Robot!?
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
NASA stands for "Nobody Already Seen Astronauts."
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.
Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
Your momma's so fat, she had to take a selfie using the Hubble telescope.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
