Science jokes
Why did the astronaut bring the seeds to space?
Because he wants to planet the seed! 🤣🤣🤣
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
Stephen Hawking = dead smart.
I was using my computer one time and I pressed Ctrl-Alt-Delete, and Stephen Hawking went into a deep sleep.
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head 'n Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.