Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Science Jokes
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Stephen Hawking died.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
If the formula of water is H2O, then what is the formula of ice?
H2O cubed.
