Science jokes
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Stephen Hawking: like a cross between Nikola Tesla and... a Tesla.
Oh, look! It's Uranus!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
What motorway lane does Stephen Hawking use?
Hard shoulder.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
I found out what DNA stands for. It's the National Dyslexic's Association.
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Stephen Hawking died.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.