Science Fiction jokes

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

Hey guys, it's an alien!

I don't want to date an alien.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

Three Vulcans walk into a bar.

The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."

The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."

What happens when the terminator pees?

Gasoline descent.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

Why don't Jedis make puns that often?

They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)