Science Fiction jokes

Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?

He mist.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?

A fine addition to my erection.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?

Palpatine: Flew it.

What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?

The low ground.

If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

What does Stephen King call his wife...

The black hole.

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.

What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?

"I am your father."

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator