Science Fiction jokes
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
