What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
I don't want to date an alien.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
