what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
