Science Fiction jokes
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
He mist.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.