Science Fiction jokes

What happens when the terminator pees?

Gasoline descent.

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?

A: I find your lack of face disturbing.

I don't want to date an alien.

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?

A Jedi Flight.

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.

What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!