Science Fiction

Science Fiction Jokes

Rape

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Condom

Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.

Condom

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Time Machine

I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.

Movie

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.

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  • Toilet Paper

    What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?

    Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!

    Space Travel

    What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."

    Time Zone

    When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:

    "Looks like I am going back to the future!"

    Line

    How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

    Toilet Paper

    What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?

    Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

    Penis

    Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

    Because it was Luke warm.

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  • Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Rose

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

    Son

    Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.

    Palpatine: Knew it.

    Ear

    How many ears does Captain Picard have?

    Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.