Science Fiction jokes
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
Stormtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son.
Palpatine: Knew it.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What does Stephen King call his wife...
The black hole.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.