Science Fiction

Science Fiction Jokes

Alien

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Rhyme

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

Condom

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Penis

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

Rape

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

Lightsaber

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

Alien

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

Sex life

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

Star Wars

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.