They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What is Obi-Wan Kenobi's greatest enemy?
The low ground.
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
