Science Fiction jokes

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

Why did the alien go to the rap battle?

Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?

So gay people can play Star Wars.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?

My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.

I remarked, "You lazy!"

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?

"We are Pickle Ricks!"

Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!