Science Fiction jokes
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!