Science Fiction jokes
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!