Science Fiction jokes
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?
The Captain's Log.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
I found an alien in my backyard. I put him to work. He went to a farm, and I never saw him again. Moments later, he is on the Daily Planet acting as a reporter. A green rock smashed my house. I called him back, and he passed out.
I remarked, "You lazy!"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?
Because it was Luke warm.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.