Science Fiction jokes

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet?

The Captain's Log.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...

After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?

Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."

I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.

What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?

A black alien.

Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.

Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!

Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?

What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?

Chewbacca.

What weapon does a fat Jedi use?

A heavy saber.

Where do the Borg eat fast food?

Borger King.

What do robots 🤖 shave with?

Laser blades!

Obi-Wan be like:

"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"