Science Fiction jokes
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school? He mist.
What does General Grievous say after he gets his penis growth pills?
A fine addition to my erection.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
When you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live:
"Looks like I am going back to the future!"
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
How many ears does Captain Picard have?
Three: A left ear, a right ear, and a final front-ear.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.