I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Is BB hungry? No, BB-8.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many aliens you can't keep track.
What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?
Some desert!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
