I wonder if Stephen Hawking has ever watched Avengers: Endgame... Oh wait, he can't.
I bought a Dalek egg timer recently...
After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!"
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Spock went to the Enterprise's toilet and he knocked on it. "Kirk, are you in there?" Spock asked.
Kirk answered, "Hold on, I am making a captain's log."
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Odo walks down the alley and turns into a bar.
They're making a new Alien movie.
There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Hey guys, it's an alien!
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
I don't want to date an alien.
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
A time traveler walks into a bar.
He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
