School jokes

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

I found this at school.