School jokes

In the French school, four sentences must be written. Fritz heard his mother say, "Close the door!"

Fritz went to his uncle and heard, "Yes, I'll put it there."

Then he came to his brother who said, "They call me Superman, hahaha!"

Finally, his sister looked at a photo and said, "Wow!"

The next day, the teacher said, "Okay, Fritz, it's your turn. Finish eating and take out the trash!" Fritz said, "Close the door!"

The teacher got angry and said, "I want to see the principal." Fritz replied, "Yes, my friend, I am leaving you."

The teacher asked, "I have forgotten your name, what is it?" Fritz said, "I'm Superman! I'm Superman! You're nothing!"

"Who do you think I am?" asked the teacher, who had become very angry. Fritz replied, "Wow!"

What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?

The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.

Hi 👋 magic school 🏫.

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

Why are Americans such good marksmen?

Because they had plenty of schools to practice their shooting.

A kindergarten teacher asks her students, "Do you know any words that start with P?"

Little Timmy responds with, "Elmo."

I found this at school.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGE BARS!

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.