School jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
Prom (DYM 85).
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."
"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.