School jokes

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

Prom (DYM 85).

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

"My sister said she was the only smart one in the class."

"What about the teacher you learn *from*?"

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Tired kid with asthma: "It's hard to breathe."

Gym Teacher: "That's alright."

Other Kid: "Hush!"

Yo mama is so stupid, she had to retake preschool 20 times!

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

What do you call a bald science teacher?

HOBBS LOL XD :)

Why don't orphans do homework?

They don't have a home to do it in.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight(ate) nine.

I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.

What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?

Joshua Metcalfe

Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"