School jokes

I got sent to the principal's office for telling the kid in the wheelchair to stand up for himself.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

Fortnite battle pass, I just shit out my ass. The school: You did what?

How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?

Tell him you don’t believe in dog.

How do bees go to school?

They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?

A: Because of all its problems.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

What’s yellow and can’t swim? A bus full of children.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

I bet Kobe failed flying school.

Me: What are we doing in HPE?

Friend: Fitness.

Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.

Teacher: Here, have candy.

Kid: No, I’m too fat.

Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.

*Next week*

Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.

Kid: I’m too fat to get up.

Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?

Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Prom (DYM 85).