School jokes
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
When you fail art school.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.