School jokes

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

When I nailed the quiz, my teacher wasn't very happy. I wasn't either with all those paper cuts.

Oof.

If a sped is late for class, is it wrong to call them tardy?

History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."

Student: "I need that."

The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.

What's big and yellow...?

A bus full of kids.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?

A: You give them a Sandy Hook.

Your hairline is so far back that if you were a backbencher in class and I was a germ sitting on it, I would think that the rest of the backbenchers are seated in front of the class.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!

Why did the rapper become a teacher?

Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?

Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

This kid lost Kahoot, so he shot up the school.