School jokes
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
Why did the cheetah go to school?
To be a cheetah.
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
Parent signature: _______________
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?
Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.
Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?
Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.
Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
Kalyn: Mrs. Frizzle,
Mrs. Frizzle: Sure.
Kalyn: Can you spell I-C-U-P for me?
Mrs. Frizzle: Shut up, you little fucktard!
One day when I was driving around our children's school with my wife, she saw a speed bump. She told me to slow on it, and when I did, we heard a loud, long scream.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
Why did the disabled kid keep getting bullied?
He couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.