School jokes

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.

An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."

What kind of punch hurts a kid the most?

A sandy hook.

Why was the orphan able to avoid getting into trouble at school?

Because they couldn’t call his parents!

I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.

Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.