School jokes

What is the difference between a tree and a school?

A school is for kids, and a tree is for birds.

What is big and fun and yellow? A school bus!

They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?

What do orphans do at parent teacher meetings?

What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.

What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.

What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.

I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"

A Catholic school is burning down. One of the priests says, "Save the children, save them!" Another priest says, "F*ck the children, we're gonna die!!" The last priest is like, "Hmmm... do we have time?"

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."

Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.

We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.

Where do Eagles send their children to study?

The Alpha birds.

Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?

You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:

"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."

I put a magnet in my butthole and made the teachers smell it.

Why did Johnny drop his pencil?

To look up girls' skirts! 😬🤯😲😳😱🙀🙊

When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.