4 kids at my school tried suicide and failed they are now known as the suicide squad
I see my friends at school they talk to me they go back to class but they forgot i am their class mate and they were like your dumbie and i was well your a dumba** bi***
You know that I see my sister at home from school she says everyone bulies me I say because your a fat a**
Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was "who threw that Twinkie at me.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
me rn “yo yo yo for pre k I went to kiss a school” my friend “whatiskisma” me “kisma balls!”
i hate school, i mean why CAN'T you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone including the teachers?! this generation is to soft man.
yo hairline so ugly when u go to school u fall on a line
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
You: Bro, this school picture is soooo ugly!! (Points to yours) Me: Bruh, you just typed up mirror!
when you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you
YOUR SO POOR THAT YOU CANT PAY FOR A PUBLIC SCHOOL
i was sitting in class and the teacher said he wasn't disapointed in me and my best friend but not so much in me. I looked at my best friend and said "I'm a disapointment to the teacher too"
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
Teacher: alright class, let’s sing our abc’s!
The gay kid: lgbtqrstuvwxyz
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
Why was the American kid late to school? Because he was too busy putting on his bullet proof vest
