School jokes
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
True story: In 1986, in the midst of the HIV epidemic, they made condoms available to the public. At that time, me and my boyfriend were 13 years old. My boyfriend was so happy: "These will make great water balloons!" And I was even happier. I did not have to pack a lunch for school tomorrow, lol.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
KMS.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
My classmates?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.