School jokes
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
After I see an anime boy acting cool,
Me at school acting cool:
My brothers: "He's just acting cool."
Me: I'm gonna kill u 0.0
What is an orphan's favorite part of school homework?
My classmates?
Why is an orphan's least favorite day field trip day?
Because they can't get a parent's signature.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...