School jokes
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
I found this at school.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
What do a mag and a clip have in common? They are both good at school.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling!
What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!
Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hisssssstory.
What is 9+9? 18.
What is 9+10? 19.
What is 9+11? -2996.
Two twins were talking in class. I threw a paper airplane at one of them.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid), what comes after X?
The quiet kid: Splosion.
Teacher: What comes after A?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
Teacher: Faints.