Tiger Woods jokes
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
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For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
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