Tiger Woods jokes
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.