Tiger Woods jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?

He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!