Tiger Woods jokes

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"

"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."

"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"