Tiger Woods jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.