Tiger Woods jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

What is stronger than family?

The tree Paul Walker hit.

If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

Once I went to watch a match in Portugal. It was between Penaldo and his kids. The referee was Georgiana (his wife). Mpaypal and Igayspeed were also there. The match began, and his kids scored two goals in the first 10 minutes. Then, when the match was about to end, Penaldo got angry and asked his wife for penalties. His wife declined, and he tortured and beat her up and took 10 penalties (missed 7 of them) but won 3-2. Shame on you, Penaldo! 😡😡😡

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.