Tiger Woods jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Tiger Woods is a lion cheetah. He took a wife and seventeen mistresses because he just had to play all eighteen holes.

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!