Your mama so fat the scale said "only one person at a time please"
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
Your mom so fat that when she stood on a scale it said."We need an actual person not an Elephant."
Your mum is so fat when she was sitting on a scale the number couldnt even fit in the scale and came shooting out
Your mama is so fat. She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
She got on the scale said to be continued
you so fat you went on a scale and it said onw at a time
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
Your so far when you went on the weighing scale it said to be continued