Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
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Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
How do you talk to a giant?
Use big words.
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
