"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
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Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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She got on the scale said to be continued
My wife is so fat. She gets weighed on the Richter scale.
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Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number"
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There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale
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