I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7's and 8's.
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
"Mine is 3 inches."
"That's not very lo..."
"From the ground."
My "overweight" friend and I were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly, dude?
Me: *annoyed* Jason, when you stepped on the scale this morning, it asked for your weight, not your phone number.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Your mama is so fat that when she went to scale its said no elephants aloud
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
My wife is so fat, she gets weighed on the Richter scale.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
