Dimension jokes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama is so fat, she got locked in a weapon store, and she broke it down without any weapons.
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
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Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up all the space.
Your mama is so fat, the Marvel Universe disappeared.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.