Dimension jokes
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Why is my pee pee 2 inches in length but 5 in girth?
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Big
Your forehead is so big, the moon landing was there.
Your lips are so big, it turns the Grand Canyon sideways.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.
Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore it.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your forehead is so big I could stand on it.