When a fat person steps on a scale it says: “to be continued”
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Teacher: How much is a gram? Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need
When you step on the scales it says to be confined
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
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you so fat
when you stepped on the scale
Buzz Lightyear came out and said
“to INFINITY and beyond”
I scaled yo forehead and all I saw was 1000
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate u 9/11
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I want your weight not your phone number
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This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
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If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
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your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
