Scale jokes
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Which part of a fish weighs the most? The scales!
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Tyronne: Uhmm, depends on what you need.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo mama so far, she makes the Statue of Freedom look like a 6-inch action figure.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.