I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."
You're so fat, you went on a scale and it said, "One at a time."
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
My girlfriend's a two, but she's turning three tomorrow.
Which part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales!
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
your mama is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said damm
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
You are so fat that when you go out to check your letterbox, it measures 8 on the Richter scale.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
