Yo mama is so fat that when she is about to put her foot on the scale, the scale begs for mercy.
your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke
your mums so fat when she stands on the scale it says to be continued
yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale is said...error
Your mama so fat the scale said "only one person at a time please"
yo mama so fat that the weighing scale said to be continued...
Why is it so easy to weigh fish. 🤔 They have there own scales🤧
Why is it easy to weigh a fish? Because they have their own scales...
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number
yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break
yo mama so fat the last time she 90210 was on a scale
yo mom is so fat that when should standard on a scale she broke it lol
There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much
When you went to McDonald's you sat down you were so fat they said TBC
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.
2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!
5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.
6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number