Scale jokes
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Hey, guys! Just a quick reminder to spread kindness today and treat others how you want to be treated!
Rate your day on a scale of 1-10 in the comments below. Mine was about a 7. Also, can you guys please comment [on] what you guys want me to cover in these little messages? Sometimes it's hard to tell if you guys like that I'm doing this kind of stuff or not.
She got on the scale, said "to be continued."
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said "Damn!"
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
You're so fat, when you went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Your mama is so fat that when she went to the scale, it said, "No elephants allowed!"
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"