Scale

Scale Jokes

your momma so fat when she stepped on 1 scale it broke when she got another one it said tbc she looked in the mirror it broke

You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale the doctor said I want your weight and not phone number

yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale and it says lose some pounds before u get on the scale or it will break

There was this man and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale

My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.

Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?

Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.

yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says hey fat b**** break your fat a** in half so u wont weigh as much

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1 So fat when she sat on the toilet she said a b c d e f g get your fat ass off me.

2 So fat your dad her were in bed and tried to kiss he’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3 Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

4 your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the bridge!

5 bill was so fat when he stepped in the scale it said to be continued.

6 yo mamma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.