A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, 'why are you crying my son?' 'my parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died,' 'it's just not your day today is it' Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
Some people say I like heights other say Im a dare devil
In reality I like killing myself
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an austistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss Cheese?"
Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.
Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police says the suspect is armed and on the run.
They say give a man an inch he'll take a mile what about women they don't have Dick's
What did the titanic say as it was sinking I nominate all the passengers to the ice bucket challenge
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dads pants. Little Johnny says "That explains what the lady next door was doing"
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
What did 1 orphan say to the other orphan? Robin! Jump in the bat mobile.
They say the first time doesn't work third times the charm ha not
Spell Imap and say ness at the end
Segma says,"32!" Ligma Says,"And?" Segma says,"Anding deez balls to yur mouth."
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
what did the toilet say to the other toilet? u look a bit flushed
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing but when i the it people just looked horrified.
a fat girl was dancing on the table and i said nice legs she says you really think so and i say yes definitely most tables would of been broken by now
what did bonnie say to Chika ..
go kill yourself dumbass bitch
a texan and an Alaskan walks in a room and the Alaskan says "my state is bigger" then the texan says "it won't be when it melts"
A woman walks onto the Bus with his child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"
