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What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What did the mother cheetah say to her cub?
"Go to bed or I'll slap your spots off you!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?
"Let's talk later, I need to catch a plane."
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Nothing, it just waved.
If a girl says no twice 🤔.
Mathematically that’s a yes, so you’re good to go!
Two lawyers are sitting on a park bench, and these two beautiful women walk by. The first lawyer says to the other, “Let’s go fuck these chicks.”
The second lawyer says, “Outta what?”
When does an Emo wake up in the morning? After the rooster says, "Cutadoodledo!"
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A guy walks up to a girl. He says, "Hey, you want a poker? I’ve got one."
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.