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What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the dad say to the kid?
"U got to be kidding me."
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
What did the 5 say to the S?
"Nice shape."
My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
Well, Thanks Cleverbot, I guess?
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
What did the peanut say to the cashew after their argument?
I'mma cashew outside!
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
What did the mad penis say to the vagina? “Don’t make me come in there!”
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!