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Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?

"Quack, quack."

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

What did the two oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What did Charizard say to Arceus? "Knife to meet you, literally. I got you out of Pokémon Sword and Shield!"

An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"

"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

What did the cannibal say to the other?

"Can I practise on you?"

What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."