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Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

What did the orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get the Batmobile!"

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!

Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.