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A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"

Why do orphans have no parents?

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The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"

A guy is walking down the street when he almost steps in something. He looks down and says, "Looks like shit."

He crouches down and smells it, "Smells like shit."

He sticks his finger in, tastes it, "Tastes like shit."

He then smiles and says, "Well, good thing I didn't step on it!"

You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."

The 11th of September is considered 9/11 in America. The Twin Towers fell on 9/11 in 2001, but to call an emergency in America, you dial 911! 😮 You could say they dialed that correctly.

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Control freak.

Con...

Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."