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What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
Why did you say not to?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
If we don't get some support soon, people are gonna think we're nuts.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
"UwU my balls says mommy."
"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.