Say jokes
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
Why did you say not to?
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
What happens if you look in the mirror and say fentanyl 3 times? You'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
Your hairline so bad even God says, "Aaaaahhhh!"
A snake walks into the bar... the bartender says, "How the heck did you do that?"
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
It's okay if you miss while saying "Kobe" because he didn't make it either.
Why do orphans have no parents?
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What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."