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Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
My son asked me, “What is angel cake made of?”
I reply by listing the ingredients in Mr. Kipling angel cakes. Then he shouts “STOP!” I stop as I reach food colorings. He slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper, “Well, in my angel cake, I put angels in them.”
I freaked out about this, so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake. He said, “Grandma, the one who died last Saturday.”