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Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

What did the retard say when the water too deep?

"Deep deep."

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?

I AM keeping Trak!

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.