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What did the toaster say to the bread?

"I want you inside me!"

What did the mongol say to his dog?

Down syndrome!

How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?

Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"

Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."

An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"

What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?

"I miss you."

Why do animals cross the road?

Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"

What the can say to the tomato?

Tomato tomato potato potato find twelve recipe for the both 👍🏾

I put on ingredient sticker read for tasting good.

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?

"Polly want a quacker!"

Worst joke ever.

Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.

And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.

What did the plane say to the twin towers?

Wanna play Jenga?

Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."

Roses are red, I'm off the grid,

John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.

What did the fork say to the spoon?

Nothing, forks don’t speak, silly!

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."