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What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
The waiter comes and asks you for the check. Instead I give him a 20 dollar bill and say, "Boy, you can keep it!"
You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”
Soldier says, “Mhm.”
Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”
Soldier says, “Really?”
The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
Me say, "Crack my finger."
My hubby crack my finger.
Now say it backwards.
What did one canyon say to the other?
You stay here, I'm gonna rise up on ahead.
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"