What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
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Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
I don't know what to say.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
