Say jokes
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
Memes
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
I don't know what to say.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.