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Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!

What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:

Nothing, donkeys don't talk.

What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?

I AM keeping Trak!

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.