Say jokes
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
Memes
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.