Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house? A: You're the chairman of the board!
What did Stephen hawking love that couldn't move? himself ps particularly his whole body I was gonna say his legs but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
why did the man say hi ti say bye.
So you can't pay rent and you know your going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord but he's naked and erect and on his cock, it says your rent is due.
what did the chicken say when he crossed the road
quack!
What does america say?
A-marry-ca
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American web site please speak English and I don’t speak whatever European language that is😊
Why did the other down syndrome guy say to the other Down syndrome guy ?
What is going on here .
Breakfast 😂
What do middle eastern suicide bomber say before they blow up? I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!
What do Christians and gays have in common? They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.
why did you say hi because you wanted to
Why did the fruit punch say what’s sup
He was so naughty
so you saying a penny is worth more then a penny? That don't make no cents.
A friend of mine says Baguette all the time cuz she is French
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments
What did Saturday say on the day before Friday?
I’m thursty (Thursday).
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Prankster is Backster...DANG IT: Hey guys, prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I won't have to go to school. Introduction: This prank was commentited a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning! 1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives...will those are main ingreidents. 2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just make it look really like barf...no going to school today! 3. I put it under the sofa just give it some solid scence to it. 4. I fix my breakfast eggs and becon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need some thing its in my room I don't want to get cause it would wast time" She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good''! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...aboulty nothing! Will thats the prankster anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
