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Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

Huh what you say?

Come fight me, suck a dick.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"

Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

"Does this make any cents?" a man says.

"Oh, it does make cents," me. <-- thing: Lemin"aid" <-- another joke.

When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.