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What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

What did the orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get the Batmobile!"

What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?

Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

What did the policeman say to his belly button?

You're under a vest!

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol

What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?

Thank a Roo.

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?

"You're under a vest."

I don't know what to say.

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?

A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

What did the sea say to the sea?

Nothing, it just waved.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

What did the bee say to the other bee?

Moo.

What do you say to your partner with diabetes?

Hey, sugar!