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Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.

Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.

"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.

If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

What did the poo say to the ass?

"I left you."

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A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."

When your mom tells you to stop playing on the computer, you say, "Foot you!"

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

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Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.

Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?

Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.

Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.

Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!

Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*

Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.

Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.

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If someone called you ugly, say before you call me ugly, look in a mirror.

What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

What did the fork say to the cake?

A: "I want a piece of you!"

A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."