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Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"

If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.

During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.

He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?

I AM keeping Trak!

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

What did one arm say to the other? "What is your address?"

What did the bus say to the mail?

Dog.

What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"

An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy, "What's she like?"

The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"

"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."

What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

"You're boo-tiful!"

What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

What did the orphan say to the other?

"Robin, get the Batmobile!"