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I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
What did the customer say when Beef a Roo made him a bacon cheeseburger?
Thank a Roo.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
Memes
I don't know what to say.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
Muslim religion is just pregnant women saying "Allahu Akbar" and exploding a bus.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved. This was the worst joke ever.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"The legend says Tinker Bell was good in jerkin' off Peter with her tiny fingers, but it pains me to think that Captain Hook was a closeted-sadist boyfriend."