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Father, then the priest says, "Son, Holy Spirit, amen." No, I was asking you a question, Father.

A mom says to her son: "Hey, can you wave to that deaf kid over there?"

The son: "I don't know, can I?"

The mom: "May you?"

The son: "No, I don't have any arms!"

What did the fish say to the other fish? "You have a big butt!"

The other fish said, "We don't have butts......"

Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?

Treon: How did you find that?!

Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!

Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!

Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!

Treon: We can't!

Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

A pirate walks into a tavern with a pirate ship attached to his nutty wuttys. It's driving me nuts!

A troll proceeds to pull out a desert eagle and shoot the pirate in the face. He makes a poggers face and says, "Problem??"

What did one angry cow say to another?

We got some beef.

What did the sea say to the sea?

Nothing, it just waved.

They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.

I'm about to say this but.....

*whentheimposterissus*

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

Dam.

Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol

What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?

I AM keeping Trak!

Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,

one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.

What did the retard say when the water too deep?

"Deep deep."

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.

Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"

Because they have no mom.

Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."