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When in Poland people go to a house party, and the atmosphere is bad, nobody is talking, they say: "Is there a German here?"

What did the man say to the girl?

You just milked a cow.

Little Johnny was walking down a dirt country road, and he came upon an old farmer leaning against a fence looking sad, shaking his head. He walked up to the old farmer and asked him what's wrong. The old farmer said, "My mule, he just won't do nothing. He don't work anymore, always looking sad, barely eats, just sad." Little Johnny said, "Can I go talk to him?" "Sure," the old farmer said, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went back in the barn, saw the mule just sad, and sighing. A few minutes later, Little Johnny came out and said, "Your mule is fixed." The old farmer ran in, and saw the mule laughing, just rolling, and crying laughing. "Thank you, thank you," the old farmer said, and Little Johnny was on his way. Well, a few days later, Little Johnny was walking down the same old dirt road, and came upon the old farmer again, looking sad. "What's the matter?" Little Johnny asked. "It's my mule again. Ever since you talked to him, he won't do nothing, he won't work, just laughing all day. What did you say?" "Can I go in and talk to him again?" Little Johnny asked. "Sure," said the old farmer, "he's back in the barn." Little Johnny went in the barn and a few minutes later came back out. "Your mule is fixed, sir." The old farmer went in and saw the mule crying, crying really hard. The old farmer came running out of the barn, "Hey boy! What did you say to my mule? One day he's sad, then laughing, now he's crying. Just what did you say to my mule?" Little Johnny smiled and answered, "Well, the first time I told him my dick was bigger than his; this time I showed it to him."

There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed?

- Kelp!

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"

An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?

Nothing, he was dead.

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"

Oh... wait.

I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.

Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.

Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

Answer: Damn!

They say Jesus walked on water.

That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.

What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?

"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"

Person: You suck!

Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎

What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?

"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."

So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

UwU

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

"It's a purple face!" says Yellow Face.

"Oh! Racist!" says Purple Face.

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.