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What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Wanna play Jenga?
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Roses are red, I'm off the grid,
John Cena accidentally says "you can't see me" to a blind kid.
Say "Uranus" but take out the "ur."
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Memes
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
Your Roblox friend counts to 10, but she doesn't count to "too." Then Roblox says: "Damn. Your Roblox friend can't count."
An Asian gets a choice between his rice cooker or his son. He instantly picks the cooker and says, "He got a B+ in maths last week; he's a failure!"
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Two men are next to each other. One looks at the other and asks, "Are you a fascist?"
The other man responds, "No, why would I be?"
The first man pulls out a gun and says, "Are you sure?"
The second man says, "Never mind, I am a fascist!"
I don't know what to say.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
What did the sea say to the sea?
Nothing, it just waved.
Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
What did Bob the police officer say to his chest?
"You're under a vest."
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!