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A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.
He asks the boy, "What's she like?"
The boy says, "Big Cocks and vodka!"
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!
Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?
Then he read my username and knew.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Memes
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Huh what you say?
Come fight me, suck a dick.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.