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During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
What did the retard say when the water too deep?
"Deep deep."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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Your forehead is so big, even Galactus says, "Wow, that's big!"
Some people could say that the sky was falling that day,
one second they saw the sun and the next they saw heaven.
I'm about to say this but.....
*whentheimposterissus*
Me sais yes to mom when she seis wha is 1 plus 1 and me is says NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! looooooooooooooooooolllolololololol
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
You tell your dad what one plus one is and he says five. You forgot that your dad's brain is on the floor.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"Tj and Prince, I really think we should stop doing this date night, date fight thing on this website because it's driving everyone crazy, and this is a joke website, not a dating website, so I say let's just take this to Facebook."
"Say, Tenya, I heard you say that you hate Gwen. Will [you] join us!"
What did the brother say to the other brother? "You are brother, brother."
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"