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What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

They say there is strength in numbers. Tell that to the people in the World Trade Center.

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

What did the American say to the Russian?

"Why are you always Russian?"

Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.

Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"

Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."

Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"

Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."

Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"

Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says, "Who the fuck's been fucking my wife?" The room goes silent. The guy in the back finishes his beer and says, "You ain't got enough bullets."

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

What did the Twin Towers say to each other?

Sorry if that offended anyone.

“I guess we are going down together!”

Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"

A man is in purgatory. He says he suddenly was shocked by something, so he died.

The guard at purgatory says: "I can give you one more chance to live!"

He revives the man. The man gets up, but something doesn't feel right... He looks in the mirror to see what's wrong. He closes his eyes and hears something.

Guard: "Welcome back! You found the problem!"

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?

"Kobe crash!"

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: "Would you like a piece of cake?" "No, I'd like two."

What did the traffic light say to the truck?

"Don't look, I'm about to change!"