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Two cunts are better than one, but one cunt is better than none.
What do you say to your sister when she's crying? -- "Are you having a crisis?"
How do you say "nose" in Spanish?
hmm.... No sé.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names? the bartender asks. The American says, "William Matthews." The Asian says, "Same Ting."
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"
That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!
Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?
A: Make sure to come upstairs!
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
You are playing as Ukraine in Military Tycoon, and then someone kills you. You see who killed you in nuke revenge, and it says "Putinmoserfucer2342."
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."