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A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
I don't like the word "gun".
Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.
Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
What did the letter A say to the letter B?
"Z" you later.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why did the man say "hi" to say "bye?"
My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology. I call him a hypocrite and unplug his life support. 😄😆🔥👍
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What did one gay sperm say to the other? "You think we’ll find the egg and all this shit?"
A boy and girl are fucking. The girl yells "Senpai!" The boy smiles, pleased, but then her father walks in and says "What?"
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"