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What did the kid with cancer say? "Can-I see my mom one more time?"

What did the two oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What do bitches say?

"FUCK ALL YA NASTY BITCHES!"

What do you say to someone's mom?

"You mom gay."

I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.

Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Mike Pence should have been eaten like Trump fans were saying!

Your mum. That's all I need to say.

What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?

Dumb right wingers.

What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"

What did I say to my friend, "Job, your new name is Jojo Siva?"

"Watch out, there's an iceberg!"

Other person: "We will be fine."

10 minutes later, drowns, says, "We will be fine."

Okay, I'm so sorry, Alya, and Drew. I didn't mean to say that you guys were stupid and cringy. I mistyped. Can you guys forgive me by any chance? I'm so sorry :(

Why did the orphan say, "Help?" He needed his brother.

What did I say to my friend? "Job, your new name is Jojo Siwa."

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"

From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.

But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.

So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!

A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.

And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.

And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.

Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.

Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?

Because they were using the computer.

One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."

I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?

She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"

To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"