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Daddy

    • Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodnight Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa!

    Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

    Child: I just felt like it.

    The next day, the Grandpa is dead.

    Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

    Child: Goodnight Mommy. Goodnight Daddy. Goodbye Grandma.

    Dad: Wait, why are you saying that?

    Child: I just felt like it.

    The next day, the Grandma is dead.

    Dad: That's just a VERY scary coincidence.

    Child: Goodnight Mommy, Goodbye Daddy!

    Dad: Oh no. If I survive until tomorrow, everything will be okay!

    Survives until tomorrow.

    Dad: Whew! That was nice! *Goes to house*

    Mom: Honey! I was so worried about you! The mailman just dropped dead on our porch!

    (If you don't get it, the mailman is the biological father)

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    • Friend

    • My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

    So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

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    • Say memes

    Skeleton

    • What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "I've got a bone to pick with you!"

    That was a real rib tickler. I've got a skele-TON more of the skele-PUNS!

    Gun

    • So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

    Baby

    • A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.

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    • Christian

    • What do Christians and gays have in common?

    They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.

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    • Genie

    • This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.

    The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.

    The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”

    The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”

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    • Doctor

    • A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.

    The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this, but the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”

    “Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”

    “Ten,” says the doctor.

    “What, years? Months?!”

    “Nine...”

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    • Chicken

    • What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

    "It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

    Evidence

    • So basically Star25/AG3.0 and GG miller are the same person since I found some evidence.

    On one post, AG3.0 asked GG miller what’s his name.

    Post right here: worstjokesever.com/community/p/6509c2cbefa8ad0a8dfd8dc5

    So gg miller replied, “MILLER IS MY REAL LAST NAME, AND GG IS MY REAL MIDDLE NAME”

    So, we already know Star25’s real name is Adrian Gorges because when he had the AG3.0 account, he said that AG stands for Adrian Gorges. And we also can back this up with his tik tok. www.tiktok.com/@adriangorges2010?lang=en

    But, there’s an important factor. Gorges can also be shortened to GG.

    So, we know that GG miller is AG3.0, but let’s back this up even further. If you search up adrianmiller2010, it pops up with AG3.0’s new account’s videos. Since GG Miller’s name says, “Miller” in it, that means that GG Miller IS ag3.0

    So taking all of this evidence, we can conclude that AG3.0’s full name, which is, “Adrian Gorges Miller”.

    Lmk if you have any more things abouts ag3.0 so we can expose him even more.