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Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What did the bison say to his son when he left the ranch? Bi-son.
If Hitler was in a car doing his salute, he would be saying, "Take the third right."
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
My sister got mad when I told her to say this word 10 times, and she got in trouble, and it was a funny word that she did not even know what she was saying, ahhahaha! 😆 lol
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
A woman goes to buy a parrot.
There is one for 200, 500, and one for 15 bucks.
She asks why the last one is so cheap.
The man at the counter says, "It used to live in a brothel/sex house."
The lady buys it anyway.
When she gets home, it says, "Fuck me, a new brothel!"
When her daughters get home, it says, "Fuck me, 2 new prozzies!"
When the father gets home, the parrot says, "Fuck me, Daryl, haven't seen you in the brothel in weeks!"
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
Q: What did one koala say to the other? A: How's it hanging? 😂
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
A homeless man sees a woman about to jump off a bridge.
A homeless man is walking along a road and comes across a bridge. On the bridge is a woman standing on the railing, clearly about to jump. He approaches the woman.
"Hey lady, are you about to jump?"
"Back off! If you come any closer, I'll do it!" she replies.
"Well, that's fine," he says, "but before you do, can I ask a favor? I'm pretty down on my luck, and it's been a long time since I've felt the touch of a woman, so if it's all the same to you, would you have sex with me first?"
"Eww no, fuck off you creep!" the woman shouts back.
"Fine," the man says. "I'll just go wait at the bottom."
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
What does a construction worker say to another construction worker?
Screw you!
What did the tree say when it gets horny? My wood has a splinter.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Oh, shit, I have nothing to say to you!
A sad guy called "nun" is crying next to the grave of his best friend called "month". "Month" got killed by a gay guy, and after that, "nun" got homophobic.
While "nun" is sitting next to "month"'s grave, he heard a guy ask his friend: 《Do You Wanna Play A Game On?》 "Nun" got angry and he asked that guy: 《What did you just say to your friend?》 The guy answers: 《A game on, why?》
"Nun" kills the two guys.
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