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You're snorting cocaine with your buddies. Your eyes are closed, feeling the bliss of drugs, when suddenly something wet touches your nostril. Your buddy Mark stuck his PENIS in your face. You look up at Mark, and he says, "I'm sorry," and runs away, his pants still down.
tbh, I was not even talking to you guys. I was talking to the funny jokes about Ariana, and people were saying she was adopted, so, tbh, fuck off!
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
How does water say hi?
It waves.
What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?
Dam!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
Everyone is talking about Head and Shoulders, and that if he never had a shower, his batteries would have got wet.
When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's Morphine Time.
@ the N-word of your dreams, why you not say nun on the fuckin community? You should talk on ther my g.
America: Saying, "I beg your pardon" in British English is like saying; "What did you say to me you orphaned big forehead shitty ass small dick bitch?"
UK: You Americans are so fucking rude.
America: Oh, I'm SoRrY mIsTeR fAnCy PaNts 👖
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
(Omg omg literally dislike I'm so cringe!)
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!