It's supposed to say "goes," not "goes."
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Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”
What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
Dam!
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What did the parents say to the orphans?
"YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
