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What did the porg say to the porg?

Hi Porg.

You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

Me: Hi Jaiden.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: Leave me alone, weirdo.

Me: Wow, says the one who didn't pass 3rd grade.

Bully/Jaiden Harper: *hits*

Me: *calls FBI and puts on gloves and stabs random person then gives knife to Jaiden and takes off gloves* Bye bye.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.

Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"

To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊

Son, what is 1 plus 1?

Dad, I don't know.

Son, it is 2.

Dad, oh, I was gonna say 2.

At an orphan's funeral, you say, "Your dad came back."

A noose, a knife, a gun, and a razor blade look at a child who committed suicide after being bullied.

Everyone looked at the noose. The noose would say, "What? It wasn't my fault!"

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.

What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?

Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂

Mexican words of the day: Green, Pink, and Yellow :))

The phone go green green... I pink it up and say YELLOW!!??

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Echhh!"

What did the butt cheek say to the other when you open us a big order of "choochie man" comes out?

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"