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How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
I went home one day, and three guys—a Spanish guy, a Chinese guy, and a white guy—told me, "You should be proud of your sister. She won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats." Then my sister told me that I was blindfolded, and she gave all of them a blowjob, and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was right all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy says "Blowjobs of the Flavors." As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.
There is a really, really small guy and his name is Adam, so I say, "Hey, look, it's an atom!"
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they don't shoot up schools.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
What do you say to a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
Why [does] a tranny say "Have a good day" to a Jew?
He [is a] goy.
What did the ocean say to the pirate? Nothing, it just waved.
What does the Cow say to the spy?
"Are you udder cover?"
What do you say to a depressed person on the ceiling?
Hang in there!
What did the hat say to the tie?
"I'll go on ahead, while you just hang around!"
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
Rules of Dark humor:
1. All subject matter can be used, nothing is off limits.
2. No saying "Me" or "My Life" as a joke. Nobody finds those funny. We want actual good and meaningful jokes.
3. Don't Repeat Previously Posted Jokes. If you are saying the same joke that the person right before you posted you are just begging for attention and nobody by any means likes that.
I will add more in the future and be frequent on this site.
- Sincerely, Zane
I would name my dog "Five Miles" so I could say I walk five miles every day, but today I ran over Five Miles.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Roses are red, CEO's are white, Patrick Mahomes says, the refs are always right.