Say jokes

I went shopping, and then to the hospital, and then to bed, and then I promised to only say "and" once in a sentence.

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

This is Sally.

Sally says hi.

This is Sally when a car comes by. 🤕

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.

"1v1," said Kobe. LeBron James says, "Ok, bet," and bet the money. Bro, ok, let's get it."

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"

The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"

Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"

What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"

When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"

She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD

Say "I hate happiness" without the "hs".

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?

"UwU my balls says mommy."

"Wait, what?" says Jonny. "That's not my mommy!"

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower?...

"Catch you later!"

What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"