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What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
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What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
What do a 14-year-old and the fetus inside her have in common?
They both say, "Ohh sh*t, my mom is going to kill me!"
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.